Most of the time I don’t know what I am talking about.
But... sometimes some pretty classic things come out of my mouth.
Enter my new series: Jen-liners
Things I say that make me laugh.
(At myself.)
Especially when repeated in my head.
Like my coulda been on fb series...
I will be writing my lines down as they come to me.
And storing them up for future posts.
enjoy. or not :)
-You are not wearing handcuffs to church.
-You don’t get to whine about everything.
-I do not want to hear the word poopie again… unless you have to go poopie.
-Let’s not do anything that we have to change our pants about.
-You think you’re hilarious all the time. But you’re really not.
(That’s actually a 2 liner by Dave.)
(and just for kicks...)
the spell check did not like the word 'poopie.'
it did however offer these words as replacements...
*potpie
*pope
*poppy
*poppies
*people
5 comments:
Ha ha...does anyone really ever type "poopie" and mean potpie? I think not.
Hahahaha, that had me giggling. I think I'm going to steal your "You don't get to whine about everything" line. Some days, I really, really need to use that one.
haha I love the clarifcation on the use of the word poopie :P
You can't wear handcuffs to church! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
No activities that requiring changing pants! Love it!
Cracking up!
Poopie. hahaha See MY spell check just gave me poo pie, poo-pie and get this, POOP! hahaha
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