i could have put these up on my facebook page.
but i didn't ;)
-I will not. I repeat. Will not. Eat more than one everything bagel with cream cheese a day.
-Wow. That bag of dark chocolate peanut m&ms lasted 24 and one half hours.
-Who let the dogs out?
-My husband really appreciates my sarcasm.
-Oh Nutella. You do not know what you do to me. Oh wait. Yes you do. You grow me 10-pound babies.