facebook rejections

-My cell phone doing the low battery beep in the middle of the night = annoying.

-I have no bagels.

-Note to self: Next time you need to freeze bananas for a recipe… peel them before you freeze them.

-if you are going to complain about something... you'd better make sure that you aren't guilty of doing that something yourself. (i'm sure i'm guilty of both... but i'm also the 1st to admit it if i realize it.)

-sometimes it’s really hard to do something you don’t want to do.

-it’s a good thing there are no m&ms in this house right now.

-Why there is a diaper bag that costs one hundred and sixty-nine dollars, I will never know.

more fb loners

i could have put these up on my facebook page.
but i didn't ;)

-I will not. I repeat. Will not. Eat more than one everything bagel with cream cheese a day.

-Wow. That bag of dark chocolate peanut m&ms lasted 24 and one half hours.

-Who let the dogs out?

-My husband really appreciates my sarcasm.

-Oh Nutella. You do not know what you do to me. Oh wait. Yes you do. You grow me 10-pound babies.

fb rejects and kid convo combo

coulda been on facebook...

-Finding a forgotten pair of jeans in your closet that actually fit = awesome.

-Ask permission.

-Who took away my natural light? Give it back. Please.

-Don’t expect what you aren’t willing to give.


and kid convos in the same post...

Mom. Pretty much you’re not gonna win.
Cohen while playing Candy Land against Mommy.
February 15, 2011


Me: You’re still sleepy, girl.
Lilly: No. My eyes can’t open.
To Lilly when she is up way before she needs to be.
February 16, 2011


Mom. This isn’t gonna be appropriate… what I’m going to say.
This looks like a little pink poopy.
Lilly, picking up and showing me a dried glob of pink frosting off the counter.
February 24, 2011


Mom look. He looks like coach Obama.
Lilly, in response to what Cohen picked out to wear… an OSU shirt.
(clearly sports and politics are big in our house.)
March 25, 2011

coulda beens...

-You know im cool when a new fancy thermometer (the kind you roll across the forehead) gets me excited.

-The new thermometer will work better if you take the cap off.

-(Dave) Is that dry skin or dough? (While looking at my lovely winter hands.)

-Why is it when I make the little man take a nap he whines in his bed for an hour, but when I don’t make him take a nap he falls asleep on the living room floor?

-2 attempts at making homemade yogurt = FAIL

-Somebody broke my 4 cup glass measuring cup.

-I would like a lemon tree. And a lime tree. Please.

-Don’t try to talk while you are yawning. You may pull a muscle. In your throat.  And that hurts.

-Next time I get a 30% coupon to Kohl’s I am buying myself $100 worth of socks.  And some slippers to keep those sock from getting holes.

-Decision making is not my greatest skill.  But I am trying.

more fb wannabes

-Facebook just made me enter security words. ‘he’ and ‘moneybag’.

-I want cookie dough.

-Who took my rice pilaf?

-Why are all my thoughts about food? That’s an issue. I see it.

-You know you’ve eaten too much cookie dough when you don’t want anymore. And then you don’t eat lunch.

-Is it sad that I am sitting here cracking up at my own blog post?

-I had to buy garlic at the store. Boo. Note to self (ie:hubby): plant way more garlic. Please.

-I have 4 minutes to wipe a bottom, change a poopie diaper, get 3 pairs of shoes, 3 coats, hats and gloves on, grab the keys and cell phone, and get the kids in the carseats. Can I do it. Yes.

-I have a love/hate relationship with my hormones. Right now I am not liking them too much.

-Snow day :)  Woot!

more fb coulda beens

these coulda been on my facebook.
(see my 1st coulda beens here...)
(and be ready for more. my mind is always going.)

-Does anyone ever buy the $100 half round of cheese at Giant Eagle?

-Mac-n-cheese soup and 8 layer salad for dinner. Yum.

-Do you think if I got new running shoes i'd be motivated to run on the treadmill?

-Why do I not have white tissue paper in my house?

-I’m not too old for Wet Seal, am I? Don’t answer that.

-I bought a pair of jeans with the word ‘skinny’ in them. I won't mention their size though.

-Loving the 50-degree weather for a run on December 31st!

-Happy to find a tin of sugar cookies that I didn’t know we had. And they still tasted good!

-Why do we have 3 copies of the 2009 IKEA catalog?

-Generic peppermint oreos are not a good choice for a healthy snack.

things i could have facebooked...

It's no secret im addicted to blogs.
I'd be addicted to facebook and twitter too if I had a smart phone.
Good thing I don’t.
Have a smart phone that is.

Though you may not believe it, I don’t sit at my computer all day long.
But I am always thinking of things to post on facebook.
Then I think... no one really wants to know every little thought I have.
So I thought id start writing them down and turning them into blog posts.
Not that anyone wants to read them here either.
But I do.

Enter… a new series… it's unnammed as of yet.
facebook rejects.
wannabe status. statuses? what's the plural for that?

so anyway.
here is the first installment.
'things i could have facebooked...'

-Making sugar cookies make me happy.

-I want 7 layer salad. 8 layers really.

-I’m making Playdoh (soon).

-I think I need the pink and black apron.

-Do you think my neighbors have some meringue powder I can borrow?

-Operation 8 dozen decorated sugar cookies begin!

-Even been so tired you feel drunk? That’s me.

-Cookies. Laundry. Sleep. Repeat.

-Why do I think of things I'd like for Christmas AFTER it matters?

-The cookies are done. I need a nap.

-My whole house smells like bacon.


So, i'll keep jotting down more facebook status ideas throughout the week.
The ones that don't make it to my actual facebook. 
And when there is enough, I’ll blog them.
Just for fun.  Feel free to join in.